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April 01, 2008

The 2nd Annual White Elephant Film Blogathon

The reviews are coming in!

By Ben

The day has finally come and reviews for the 2nd Annual White Elephant Film Blogathon are rolling in. Special thanks to GreenCine Daily and Paul Clark at the Screengrab for helping get the word out.

Most of the reviews are up now but there are a few stragglers so keep checking back. Once you're done reading all the great submissions, leave a comment and let us know who you think had it the worst.

The reviews (in alphabetical order):

Bloodrayne 2: Deliverance
Mike at goatdog's movies gets a film directed by the contemporary king of shitty movies, Uwe Boll.

Dirty Mary Crazy Larry
Cinevistaramascope hits the road with Peter Fonda and Susan George.

Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Perhapses tells all, against the film's wishes!

Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead
Psst, Tram. We won't tell if you don't tell...

Ernest Goes to Jail
Steve Koppelman examines "John Cherry and the Cinema of Untimely Kitsch."

Evilspeak
Jim cuddles up with Satan and gets what was coming to him.

Flash Gordon
Ali Arikan masticates to Flash Gordon, insisting it's an entirely cerebral experience.

Follow That Bird
Scrubbles.net gets off easy with a trip to Sesame Street.

Gummo
A crooked review of the much loved and much maligned Harmony Korine film.

Howling 2: ... Your Sister is a Werewolf
My other blog is an old prospector and your sister is a werewolf.

It's Alive!
Not the Larry Coen film but the other one (much to Greg's chagrin).

Kickin' it Old School
10 Tracks of Whack at This Can't End Well.

King Kung Fu
Sarah at Tomato Nation gets her martial arts on.

Medium Cool
Pat Piper provides the inside scoop on what really went down when the assignments were handed out.

Mr. Nanny
I take a look at Hulk Hogan's contributions to society and where his 1993 classic fits into it all.

Once Crazy Summer
Herman Bergman takes a trip back to the 80s.

Only the Strong
Maul of America does a little dancing.

Orgy of the Dead
Dan at the Criterion Project parties with Ed Wood.

Police Academy 3
Just when you thought there was no more to be said about the classic series, Andrew comes up with something.

Princess Racoon
Paul Clark at The Screengrab meets the white elephant.

Raptor
Rahat at Life as Fiction awards four and a half squares to this Jim Wynorski film.

Reflections of Evil
Rufus takes a look in the mirror and does not like what he sees...

Seytan
Matt Zoller Seitz enjoys a Turkish film that seems awfully familiar...

Simon Sez
Our very own Raph reviews the Dennis Rodman/Dane Cook masterpiece.

Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over
Edward Copeland doesn't enjoy the games Robert Rodriguez plays.

Strip Nude for Your Killer
Project Film School takes out the trash.

Suburban Commando
Another Hulkamaniac is born, this time at Film Squish.

Theodore Rex
Ferdy on Rex.

Wish Upon a Star
Steven Carlson's ongoing cinematic education suffers a minor setback.

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